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Misc / Open / Cruzinimage Piston Rings
« on: July 17, 2019, 12:17:43 PM »
I have just received some 350f rings from Cruzinimage which way up does the one piece oil control ring go it has a step on one edge and no markings.
Cheers.

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CB350/400 / Smokey 350f
« on: July 10, 2019, 06:37:35 PM »
Well I promised myself I would be back to riding the 750 again by my birthday which is this week. So I took the 350 of the road yesterday to sort out the smoking number 3 cylinder. It has served me well since it went back on the road at the end of March having done over 1000mls.
Pulled the top end down in search of the cause. It really is clean in this engine with very little wear on anything the cam baths haven't been cleaned they are just as I mopped out the oil. A score mark can be seen on #3 cylinder.

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Humour / Monkey
« on: June 14, 2019, 07:06:07 PM »
My wife asked me to stop singing '' I'm a believer '' by the Monkees because she found it annoying
 at first i thought she was kidding ...



 but then i saw her face.

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Humour / Longevity
« on: June 02, 2019, 06:17:21 PM »
An old cowboy told his grandson the secret of long life
 ''When you have your porridge in the morning , sprinkle a little gunpowder on it instead of sugar, that way you'll be like me and live a good long time !''
 His grandson followed this advice and sure enough lived to the ripe old age of 97 !
 When he died he left behind 6 children , 14 grandchildren , 27 great grandkids , and a bloody great hole in the wall at the crematorium

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Humour / A&E again I'm sticking with bikes in the future
« on: May 12, 2019, 09:35:11 PM »
Well....I have been in A&E - AGAIN!! I decided to go horse riding, something a bit different to cheer me up with all that's gone on lately. This is something I have done before, a long time ago... anyway It turned out to be a big big mistake! I got on the horse and we started off slowly, grew in confidence, went a little faster but before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.

I couldn't take the pace and fell off, caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me behind. It just wouldn't stop!!




Thankfully the manager at Tesco came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride on the Elephant........

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Humour / London Marathon on Sunday
« on: April 27, 2019, 10:22:09 AM »
Don't worry I am not after sponsors .

 I wasn't going to say anything until after the event, but I am so excited I need to share

Wish me luck in the London Marathon on Sunday.


Last year I managed 3 hours, 12 mins, 9 sec. This year I'm going to try and beat that but I usually get bored and turn the TV over.

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Humour / Timing
« on: April 04, 2019, 11:35:21 AM »
Timing is everything.
https://imgur.com/gallery/qji8MVW

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Project Board / CB350F Rusteration
« on: February 02, 2019, 11:08:54 PM »
No full restoration as I think it would be a shame really as the bike loads of character. Just a good fettling and making reliable and use it through this summer and take a bit of the load off the 750 and my new hip in the early part of the year. Pics as it goes on in no particular order, just doing bits as I fancy with no plan whatsoever. Someone has been attacking parts of the frame and swingarm at some time in its life with a rattle can but I should be able to remove it and get back to original paint on the frame.
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Misc / Open / JIS Vessel Bits
« on: February 02, 2019, 10:11:07 PM »
I ordered these the other day because I couldn't get in with my screwdriver, They arrived within 2 days. The correct screwdrivers make such a difference.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jeu-de-3-embouts-tournevis-1-4-norme-JIS-cruciforme-1-2-3-VESSEL-Japon/254106613087?hash=item3b29ef355f:g:CasAAOSwz~VZpV61:rk:6:pf:0

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Misc / Open / Cheng Shin Tyres
« on: January 29, 2019, 09:36:35 PM »
Has anyone got any real world personal experience with Cheng Shin tyres.

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Misc / Open / New hip
« on: December 09, 2018, 05:07:08 PM »
Well my old one was taken out this morning and a new one installed. The pain is nicely increasng now but all went well. :)

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Humour / Uniforms
« on: October 29, 2018, 10:21:24 AM »
''dad , i'm going to join the army , i've heard girls really go for a man in uniform ''

 '''it's not the uniform son - it's the knowledge that the guy wearing it is used to taking orders and eating crap food ''

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Humour / Its Been Snowing Last Night----So
« on: October 25, 2018, 11:50:20 AM »
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
 8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
 8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
 8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
 8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
 8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
 8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended
 8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
 8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
 8:45 TV news crew  shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, 'Snowballs' and am now called a sexist.
 9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
 9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

 Moral: There is no moral to this story... It's just the world we are living in

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