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General => Humour => Topic started by: Clunker on July 04, 2017, 01:29:36 AM

Title: My Wife
Post by: Clunker on July 04, 2017, 01:29:36 AM

Last night my Wife told me I drank too much, I was utterly devastated, I didn't know I was married.

Title: Re: My Wife
Post by: Bryanj on July 04, 2017, 08:15:43 AM

Thats what you get for sobering up!!

Title: Re: My Wife
Post by: Wenman on July 04, 2017, 08:31:50 AM

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?


A Yamahahaha.

Title: Re: My Wife
Post by: Clunker on July 04, 2017, 08:41:20 AM

Q. What travels along a riverbed at 100MPH?
A. A motorpike and sidecarp.

Title: Re: My Wife
Post by: Wenman on July 04, 2017, 10:02:45 AM

😂😂😂

Title: Re: My Wife
Post by: Bryanj on July 04, 2017, 05:28:36 PM

Bloke walking up the street with a heavy Tesco bag in his hand and his mate sez "What you got there" and he replies "a motorbike" "Are you sure its smalls like shite?" Yes its a "Bag o Khaki" comes the reply

Title: Re: My Wife
Post by: mike the bike on July 04, 2017, 07:23:11 PM

Have you all opened the Christmas crackers already?