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Oh yes, I would beat you hands down when it came to innuendo's

Shame on you Julie your supposed to be the sensible one.
Grahams rubbing off on you

Maybe you should rephrase that Mick 
Me, sensible, never have been, never will be.

A gynaecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with motorcycle engines so thought he'd become a motorcycle mechanic.

The good doctor went along to the Institute of Motorcycling, the best motorcycle mechanics school in the country, and completed the training class. The final exam was to strip a bike engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order. So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result.

The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said, "No, no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really. Then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the muffler". 

You never know 30 years time I might be on Shed & Buried  and you might spot it under a pile of crap.
It will give me plenty of time to make up a ridicules back story for it. 

In 30 years time I will be Dead and Buried and not worrying about what's in your shed 

I tell you what seems I'm used to losing money on Italian I may as well lose on the Jap stuff too.
How about build me one good engine and you can have all what's left of the second one.
Can't be fairer then that. 

I tell you what Mick, you send me the two engines and £2000 and I will send you back one perfect engine......and no change 

Good to see you back at it Craig.

Quote from: Nurse Julie on January 18, 2018, 07:09:35 PM

Quote from: Green1 on January 18, 2018, 06:57:47 PM

Fancy another 400 I have two engines and £50 in my wallet 

£50, bog off, it's going to cost me more than that for a manicure and nail polish 

I thought he was offering you the two engines AND the £50 to take them off his hands!!!

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I was slow off the mark there Hairy, in fact I now read it that he is offering me a CB400, two engines and 50 quid.......I will take the lot 

For your next project, how about a BMW K75?

Never, ever ridden a BMW bike Mike, let alone studied the engine closely.