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General => Humour => Topic started by: mike the bike on July 10, 2019, 06:38:06 PM

Title: Police
Post by: mike the bike on July 10, 2019, 06:38:06 PM
An undercover cop called at my farm in rural Dorset yesterday evening...
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.

“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.

The cop exploded, saying “Do you know who the #@%$ I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, “Do you see this fucking badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever the #@%$ I want, have I made myself clear?!”

I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my chores. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the cop running for his life being chased by my angry bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life.

I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs,

“Your badge, show him your fucking badge!”
Title: Re: Police
Post by: K2-K6 on July 10, 2019, 07:39:29 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D that made us laugh over here.
Title: Re: Police
Post by: Athame57 on July 11, 2019, 12:16:24 AM
Must steal for FaceBook!  ;D
Title: Re: Police
Post by: paul G on July 11, 2019, 07:58:05 AM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Police
Post by: Laverda Dave on July 11, 2019, 11:02:28 AM
 😁👍
Title: Re: Police
Post by: rosco on July 11, 2019, 03:46:00 PM
 Love it !!
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