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Member 4 Sales / CB500T
« on: December 04, 2023, 09:53:51 PM »
Would anybody be at all interested in a CB500t that may be for sale. approx £500

Not to be bought just to move it on for profit.

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Humour / Coming Soon
« on: August 07, 2023, 08:46:01 PM »
The Future

A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza...
CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialled a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER: How do you know that?
GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER: I paid in cash.
GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER: I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER: WHAT THE !!!
GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

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CB750 / 750f1 Air cleaner box seal
« on: March 12, 2023, 03:35:48 PM »
Does anyone have or know of a air cleaner box seal for the two halves of the box for a 750f1 they a different to the K series Or any suitable seal material to make one out of as mine seems to have turned into jelly.

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Misc / Open / Insurance
« on: February 22, 2023, 03:35:01 PM »


      This choosing your own gender shit is great. I just put that I was a woman on my insurance and saved £400.  ;

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Misc / Open / Another Battery
« on: February 22, 2023, 01:54:01 PM »
Another battery was delivered this morning this one for the Z750s. It came with the acid pack still to add. Naughty but at least you know it's brand new.

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Misc / Open / 750 Battery
« on: February 14, 2023, 07:38:45 PM »
 
   Well my 750F battery has given up the ghost, nothing lasts these days but I was warned. When I bought the bike nearly 8 years ago the seller did
   say " You might need to get a new battery soon." after I had bought the bike. Replaced with like for like Yuasa YB14-A2 Good old lead acid. It's a
   pity there is no date on the old one to say how long it lasted.
   Ordered Sunday night delivered Tues morning very well packed .Tanya batteries £60

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Misc / Open / Aldi Compressor
« on: February 12, 2023, 10:38:06 AM »
 
   I received a Aldi Ferrex compressor on Friday purely for doing tyres and I must say for £18 first impressions are very good If you were to add a small tank it
   would make it very versatile.
   https://www.aldi.co.uk/ferrex-portable-compressor/p/815405604340500?utm_source=awin&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=863943-https%3A%2F%2Fwww.octer.co.uk%2F&awc=19523_1676195409_afffe14ce06d94f3d1f5b148991a2cab

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Misc / Open / 1977 GL 1000K2 COILS
« on: November 30, 2022, 07:32:36 PM »


    Can anyone tell me how many ohms the primaries are on just the coil for a 1977 GL 1000k2 are. The coil is a tec FL101  part# 30502371003
    I seem to be getting a lot of conflicting info.

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Desperately Seeking!! / A Long Shot
« on: March 04, 2022, 09:48:52 AM »

  Does anyone have a rack for a 750F1 they will part with, not bothered about condition as long as it is usable.

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Other Bikes / CBX550 F2 Project
« on: November 01, 2021, 09:43:12 AM »
 
   Could be of interest to some on here. It's not the one I have.
   https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255203549340?hash=item3b6b51209c:g:YcYAAOSw2llhfaho

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Other Bikes / CBX550 F2
« on: May 14, 2021, 09:28:52 PM »

 Well its on the bench and i have made a start. Exhaust is off and in the bin, rear brake lever freed off it was absolutely solid. New battery that's the first fifty quid 🤣 new brake light switch, new plugs oil and filters and it fires and tries to run with a squirt of fuel. Carbs need sorting . Carbs off and one stripped, into the ultrasonic bath and back together. 3 to go. Up to press every nut and bolt has been a pain.  ;)

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Announcements / Customs Duties from Europe
« on: January 21, 2021, 08:37:37 PM »

  Now to pay when buying from Europe.  :(
  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55734277
   

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Announcements / Lockdown Lethargy
« on: January 15, 2021, 06:09:00 PM »
 
  I was going to start a thread about this but i can't be arsed.

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Announcements / TT 2021 Cancelled
« on: November 30, 2020, 06:57:41 PM »

Unfortunately next years TT cancelled.

https://www.iomttraces.com/news/racing

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