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Out & About / Barton Bike Night
« on: July 03, 2023, 08:03:22 PM »
Barton bike night, 8th July, 4 oclock onwards.     http://www.bartonbikenight.com/
  Probably the biggest in England

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Misc / Open / crankcase repair
« on: April 06, 2023, 08:20:31 PM »
I thought this one was interesting, apparently the man is 80 yrs old.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KM2v4c2nVs

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Humour / woman?
« on: January 31, 2023, 08:14:33 PM »
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Out & About / Bikenight 2022
« on: July 03, 2022, 04:47:16 PM »
Barton upon Humber   bike night is on the 9th July this year, thousands of bikers,spares-stalls and food, with displays of oldies, specials etc. a larger than average bike night.-----Ken

http://www.bartonbikenight.com/

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Humour / night out?
« on: May 06, 2021, 07:19:14 PM »
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Humour / warning
« on: April 02, 2021, 11:18:25 AM »
warning!

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Humour / Life!
« on: March 26, 2021, 03:08:08 PM »
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Misc / Open / breakdown recovery?
« on: March 13, 2021, 12:18:06 PM »

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Humour / I feel so old
« on: February 27, 2021, 02:39:21 PM »
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, I've fought off diabetes and prostrate cancer, I'm 1/2 blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, I take 40 different medications that leave me dizzy, winded and subject to blackouts. I have bouts of dementia, my circulation is so poor I cannot feel my feet and hands and I can't remember if I am 85 or 89 years  old, and I have lost all my old mates, but hey, thank goodness, I still have my motorbike license.

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Humour / tax advice.
« on: January 17, 2021, 06:56:49 PM »
> A young woman walks into a chartered accountant’s office and tells him
> that she needs to file her tax returns.
>
> The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few
> questions.” He gets her name, address etc. and then asks, “What’s your
> occupation?”
>
> “I’m a prostitute,” she says.
>
> The accountant is taken aback and says, “That’s too gross. Let’s try
> to re-phrase that.”
>
> The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl.”
>
> “No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable.”
>
> They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite
> poultry farmer.”
>
> The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being
> a prostitute?”
>
> “Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”
>
> Chartered Accountant : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry farmer’ it is! and
> agricultural income is tax-free.”

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Humour / 4 husbands?
« on: December 20, 2020, 02:36:20 PM »
4 Husbands
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions
about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then
about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first
three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments,
needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came
to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married
a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her
40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral
director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
married four men with such diverse careers.

(Wait for it)

She smiled and explained,

"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four
to go."

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Humour / Proud to be British
« on: December 06, 2020, 09:48:30 AM »
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by their neighbours in the weeks that followed, an American Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: “American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".
One week later, the British authorities reported the following: “After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist reported that he found absolutely bugger all.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
Just makes you bloody proud to be British, doesn’t it!

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Humour / top tradesmen
« on: August 02, 2020, 10:24:48 AM »
A few examples of great plumbers

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CB350/400 / Advance retard/points
« on: May 31, 2020, 12:30:42 PM »
Interesting situation, I have an original 333 auto back plate (bob weights removed and now lost)  which was on Boyer electronic ignition. I acquired a 333 auto advance unit ok Steve @400/4 bits, which I am trying to set up mechanical timing with the original points plate and points etc.  but cannot get the static firing point any further advanced than TDC, The auto advance retard unit back plates are slightly different with differing post diameters for the bob weights, is it possible there is slightly different points mounting plates for the differing auto advance units, or is my senile mind missing something. Hope you all understand what I am trying to describe.

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CB350/400 / compression test.
« on: May 22, 2020, 04:33:33 PM »
Hi,
    Having carburation trouble with the old 460 Yoshy, are compression readings on a cold engine I to 4 cyls readings show  as 150,140,150,150 any good.

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