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General => Humour => Topic started by: Moorey on June 02, 2019, 06:17:21 PM

Title: Longevity
Post by: Moorey on June 02, 2019, 06:17:21 PM
An old cowboy told his grandson the secret of long life
 ''When you have your porridge in the morning , sprinkle a little gunpowder on it instead of sugar, that way you'll be like me and live a good long time !''
 His grandson followed this advice and sure enough lived to the ripe old age of 97 !
 When he died he left behind 6 children , 14 grandchildren , 27 great grandkids , and a bloody great hole in the wall at the crematorium
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