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General => Humour => Topic started by: adespin on November 07, 2020, 12:44:48 AM

Title: If Only
Post by: adespin on November 07, 2020, 12:44:48 AM
 Donald Trum$ and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden, they hit a pig. Trum$ told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. An hour later, Trum$ sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other.

“What happened to you?” asked Trum$

“Well, the Farmer gave me the wine and his wife gave me the cigar.”

“My God, what did you tell them?” asks Trum$.

The driver replies, “I’m Donald Trum$’s driver, and I just hit the pig.”
Title: Re: If Only
Post by: Johnny4428 on November 07, 2020, 12:59:30 PM
😂😂😂
Title: Re: If Only
Post by: bobv7 on November 07, 2020, 01:29:16 PM
This is from a local company advertise the sale of manure.
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Title: Re: If Only
Post by: mike the bike on November 08, 2020, 12:46:58 PM
😃
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