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General => Humour => Topic started by: Bitsa (Ralph Wright - RIP) on January 26, 2014, 08:09:18 PM

Title: Flash git
Post by: Bitsa (Ralph Wright - RIP) on January 26, 2014, 08:09:18 PM

This flash git went into a bar and over the other side he saw a gorgeous wench,So he got the waiter to take over a fine bottle of wine with a note saying she could join him any time she wished.She returned the bottle and a note saying unless you have a porche, Lamborghini, Harley a fat wallet and a 7 inch waggler forget it.The git sent another note saying I am mega rich have a massive garage full off exotic bikes and cars but there is no way I am cutting off 2 inches for you.
Cheers
Bitsa

Title: Re: Flash git
Post by: mick on January 27, 2014, 09:01:52 AM

 :D ;)

Title: Re: Flash git
Post by: Bryanj on February 04, 2014, 04:46:17 PM

Reminds me of my mate who went to a lady of horizontal refreshment and she said "Give me 12 inches and hurt me" so he stuck it up 3 times and belted her with the pisspot

Title: Re: Flash git
Post by: UK Pete on February 04, 2014, 04:57:42 PM

(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/drunk-irish-048.gif)