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Humour / Coming Soon
« on: August 07, 2023, 08:46:01 PM »
The Future

A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza...
CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialled a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER: How do you know that?
GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER: I paid in cash.
GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER: I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER: WHAT THE !!!
GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

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CB350/400 / Re: Carbs off bike - Total disassembly or not?
« on: August 07, 2023, 12:08:40 AM »

   If you have them off it's worth splitting them just to change the seals to Viton.

63
CB350/400 / Re: Bearing Manufacturer choice
« on: August 06, 2023, 11:58:20 PM »
More modern bike with higher revving engines have more clearance. I have a bearing data book somewhere for motorcycles up to the year 2005 but, have not looked at it in years as they keep changing with higher revving engines on the gear box. All SOHC engines are happy with C3 Chris ;)
 
   Cheers.
   

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CB350/400 / Re: Bearing Manufacturer choice
« on: August 06, 2023, 11:23:32 PM »

    The bearing grade makes a fair difference to the price of a bearing.  eg SKF 6205 c3 is £3 and a SKF 6205 C5 is £12. Anyone know what grades
    Honda use in the engines.

    Snap ring ones are getting a little costly now.
     https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/143632266103?hash=item2171267377:g:jycAAOSwA7de1PkW&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4A3VM1rQb6B%2FpmZZd28jgy46pfHHPlAVbMfUKld1Fp7Gq81asoHuLo%2FWE3BEBPAQ5MP2Z%2FjI%2FCLbchskWQa0Zbe3AQQdC9gkXFqIkQ97whF6CvVWuCGSubRsc%2FCieEAjQHpjce9nCTLlqjCHKj%2BEYCfW1RZZf2nfyxfsGc6lQEEw9CJs8WIWvTWh3vLce1pLMiOhI4F2byoaWmHqg2Y4G7xebvFhyHq%2FMugq8Z7heQRbInZie%2BCDjjJy8%2Ftfaeq7%2Fo2wwqIV6C6WIXzvLna9JNsINV2tmf2ThGwT3MLhwUbZ%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR_qwj865Yg
C3 Chris. I can't remember ordering anything other than C3 for any of the engines.

 I just wondered if they were using owt different C3 is pretty much what you would call a standard bearing.

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New Member Introductions / Re: Hi from sodden Sussex
« on: July 31, 2023, 11:09:59 AM »
Welcome to the forum.

67
CB500/550 / Re: 550k3 oil seals
« on: July 22, 2023, 11:31:34 AM »

   Didn't Roy only find the cause by having his cylinder head eddy current crack detected. It was on his 350f.

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Member 4 Sales / Re: Selling my 550F
« on: July 20, 2023, 01:20:54 PM »
 

   If everything is tight and there is no flex joint in the exhaust and nothing has fractured yet, then you have been very lucky or used it very little. Re
   think the silencer mounting.

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Misc / Open / Re: CD175 with tasteful mods - I like it
« on: July 20, 2023, 10:35:49 AM »
You can only see the tape when you watch the video. Seems like they've taped the throttle closed for some reason.

   Now I see it.  ;)

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Misc / Open / Re: CD175 with tasteful mods - I like it
« on: July 19, 2023, 01:26:42 PM »


  I don't see any tape on the the grip and it looks a very similar pattern to the one on my CD175 which is original.

71
CB750 / Re: 750k1 tyre wear?
« on: July 18, 2023, 09:08:31 PM »


  I used to see quite a lot of this years ago caused by people who rode too far to the left of the road caused by the heavier camber.

72
New Member Introductions / Re: Hello from the Inner Hebrides
« on: July 18, 2023, 12:45:53 PM »
Welcome to the forum a tidy looking bike already.

73
Other Bikes / Re: Roo's Viffer
« on: July 18, 2023, 10:23:56 AM »
Yeah, tucked up in the shed while I prepare and research….


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 Ok if your sorted. I was a little late to the party sorry.

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Other Bikes / Re: Roo's Viffer
« on: July 17, 2023, 11:35:33 PM »
Is the bike now back home

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Misc / Open / Re: Rip off!
« on: July 17, 2023, 03:45:05 PM »
Have a bit of faith in people. Some saw it either coming off or off knew where it came from and put it somewhere safe

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