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Title: Mot horror stories
Post by: mike the bike on November 16, 2017, 07:42:07 PM
Found this lot on a government website

https://mattersoftesting.blog.gov.uk/category/horror-stories/

There's more photos if you click on read more
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: Rob62 on November 16, 2017, 09:09:20 PM
Scary stuff...... best not think about it.. :(
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: Moorey on November 16, 2017, 09:47:17 PM
Could get better when the old knackers don't have to go for testing.  ;D
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: K2-K6 on November 16, 2017, 10:06:43 PM
The strange thing is that it's generally pointed out that old ( read classic cars and bikes) are at risk from not being tested,  but it's current stuff in many of those photos that are flouting the basic maintenence. The mot place I go to says you wouldn't believe what they get in.

So much of the old stuff I see is really well looked after,  much better than these.
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: mike the bike on November 16, 2017, 11:46:25 PM
I agree with that.  It's the more modern but high mileage cars that the owners are too tight to maintain them.  Just look at the number of taxis with missing brake lights.  Makes me wonder what the brake pads are like.
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: MrDavo on November 17, 2017, 12:46:12 AM
Can you not use a wood screw to hold a track rod end together then?

Political correctness gone mad.
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: mike the bike on November 17, 2017, 07:35:49 AM
No
You can only use wood screws to hold wooden brake pads in.
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: matthewmosse on November 17, 2017, 09:30:34 PM
Thing is buying a classic era vehicle and running it on a shoestring whilst possible is more likely to either teach you  mechanical sympathy and basic maintenance or leave you broken down very quickly. Modern cars are harder to fix properly and less requirement for engine maintenance means even the truly mechanically inept can keep them moving long after a classic would have stopped altogether. Some of those are truly alarming that someone bought it in for testing though, especially the 'repairs.' The broken suspension on the Micra seems more like mot day bad luck, I've had bits like that go, without warning and on the way to mot is when most things seem to go, especially light bulbs. If driven like that it must have handled awfully, I drove my other halfs Cordoba with worn rear bushes and that was extremely alarming just with a small bit of excess softness in the rubber bushes both as a driver or passenger you could tell something was wrong - badly I would have said from the handling, in fact the fault was really hard to spot given I was expecting the whole axle to be half hanging off from the handling.
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: mike the bike on November 18, 2017, 12:40:23 AM
I think those of us riding or driving something old/classic tend to have more vehicle sympathy and will recognise if there is anything not quite right and needs looking at - just for the piece of mind.
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: royhall on November 18, 2017, 08:09:58 AM
Whats the best wood to use for brake pads? Hardwood for the road, softwood for racing? :D
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: hairygit on November 18, 2017, 08:16:34 AM
Whats the best wood to use for brake pads? Hardwood for the road, softwood for racing? :D
  I'd vote for Balsa wood, ultra light, work on weight saving and you could build your own retro Fireblade!
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: taysidedragon on November 18, 2017, 10:34:44 AM
Whats the best wood to use for brake pads? Hardwood for the road, softwood for racing? :D
I pine for the days when yew could use any old wood fir brake pads. 😉
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: mike the bike on November 18, 2017, 10:49:54 AM
Tried them, they wooden work.  And they were the modern sintered ones made from MDF.
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: Woodside on November 18, 2017, 01:46:41 PM
cant beat acorny pun
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: kent400 on November 19, 2017, 03:22:29 PM
I would expect that every authorised MOT tester will have inspected vehicles will potentially extremely dangerous faults. I became an authorised tester way back in 1971 and certainly saw a good few that were almost unbelievable so much so that I can still recall some today. The first one that stuck with me was a Mini where the steel brake pipe had been replaced with a petrol pipe duly secured with hose clips. Then there was another where the nut securing the steering wheel was missing, well the wheel was a bit loose so the plan was to whip the horn button off and tighten the nut. No nut because the column thread was damaged clearly some dozy blighter had removed wheel by taking a hammer the the end of the column wreaking the thread in the process.

Chassis, seen a few repaired with a biscuit tin and body filler. Followed up with a liberal coat of underseal and a handful of dust chucked at it. Oh and there was a carefully shaped block of wood stuffed in the box section.

Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: Bryanj on November 20, 2017, 03:50:07 AM
If anybody remembers the old red dangerous to use failure tickets i did a trail 50 , put 3 failures per line and ran out of space. All the individual failure i considered too dangerous to be on the road but i could still not stop the numpty riding it away!!
Title: Re: Mot horror stories
Post by: mike the bike on November 20, 2017, 07:14:19 AM
Back in the 80s, my Uncle Ted was an MOT inspector on motorbikes.  One Friday night I got pulled riding my 400four by the law for some reason and was given a HORT1.  A ticket to produce my docs at the police station within 7 days,  otherwise known as a 'seven day wonder'.
Not having an MOT, I asked Ted for a backdated one first thing Monday morning.
'OK' he says, 'pick it up after work '
Not having any cash on me I give him a bag containg several pounds of M8 and M6 bolts, nuts and washers, which Ted was delighted with.

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