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« on: December 23, 2020, 04:07:24 PM »
Ha!
What a great idea.
Let me think about it.
Should it be capacity related? Or desirability? I can see the arguments already 
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Maybe a top rank of "Gold Wing" or even on a different tack "Soichiro", not keen on the Star Wars theme.
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« on: December 20, 2020, 03:22:44 PM »
I like it, not the punch line i expected. 
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« on: December 16, 2020, 12:43:24 PM »
You have got what i call "Pinball Itch" i get it when i'm playing pinball and can't leave the flipper buttons for one second for fear of the ball draining, although with me it is not just the nose but anywhere on the face. I think it's a mental thing, or another version of "sod's law", it only seems to strike at the most inopportune moment.
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« on: December 03, 2020, 03:10:24 PM »
I usually put my bike in a Vac-Bag https://www.vac-bag.co.uk/ every winter, but have not done so yet as still hoping to ride a bit more.
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« on: November 19, 2020, 01:59:51 PM »
A Winchester woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?'
She replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what?............
'A Rectum Stretcher!'
'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?' he asked
'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge..
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« on: November 14, 2020, 01:03:21 PM »
Moorey good to see your out of a scary part of your life, hope you don't suffer from the after effects that seem to accompany the virus.
Were you self isolating at the time you caught the virus or trying to live a semi normal life as the majority of Britain is trying to do?
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« on: November 14, 2020, 12:47:10 PM »
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Cheered me up in my COVID isolation that did! You can't teach common sense - in a previous job, I was a careers adviser and the number of people I saw who had degrees but no common sense was amazing
It's debatable if there is such a thing as common sense at least when I was in training its what we came to accept. We redefined it as a group identity by way of shared life experiences. Certainly it was my experience that graduates who had never worked until they left university were at a disadvantage in terms of real life experiences. Likewise when I was a Univetsity students who had come from Secondary Schools like myself were quite different from those from public schools who were relatively immature in terms of life experiences.
It has been said, "God Has Got a Big Zoo"
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« on: November 07, 2020, 12:44:48 AM »
Donald Trum$ and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden, they hit a pig. Trum$ told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. An hour later, Trum$ sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other.
“What happened to you?” asked Trum$
“Well, the Farmer gave me the wine and his wife gave me the cigar.”
“My God, what did you tell them?” asks Trum$.
The driver replies, “I’m Donald Trum$’s driver, and I just hit the pig.”
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« on: November 03, 2020, 09:45:24 AM »
Roll on next monday, Wales out of lockdown, with a bit of luck it will be a dry day and i'll be out on the K1, 
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« on: November 03, 2020, 09:39:18 AM »
It's fairly typical of prices in general and certainly not just DSS.
Have a look at car prices, petrol prices, CD's, DVD's. Houses and property. All much much cheaper in North America.
Remember how you could buy a new car in Europe and import it back into the UK and save thousands of pounds?
That's why major international companies refer to the UK as Treasure Island.
Totally agree with you.
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« on: October 19, 2020, 01:52:31 PM »
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« on: October 19, 2020, 01:46:58 PM »
Solvol is mildly abrasive so i don't use it on chrome, i use furniture polish on chrome and Solvol Autosol for aluminium followed by Belgom Alu that contains wax. By the way it appears that Autosol no longer uses the name Solvol and is made in Germany by Dursol Fabrik, but i still call it Solvol.
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« on: October 18, 2020, 04:39:17 PM »
It's a nice bike, maybe not for the purists, but at the starting bid of £17500 surely he's having a laugh. 
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« on: October 07, 2020, 05:31:05 PM »
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« on: October 05, 2020, 05:45:59 PM »
Didn't see that coming, nice one
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