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« on: September 23, 2011, 08:52:28 AM »
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down in an underground train next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned, " Then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
All you Need to Know about Government Bureaucracy:-
* * Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.
* * Lord's Prayer:. 66 words.
* * Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.
* * 10 Commandments: 179 words.
* * Gettysburg address: . 286 words.
* * US Declaration of Independence : . 1,300 words.
* * US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: 7,818 words.
* * EU regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.
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