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General => Humour => Topic started by: Nurse Julie on January 19, 2018, 04:53:19 PM

Title: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Nurse Julie on January 19, 2018, 04:53:19 PM: A gynaecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with motorcycle engines so thought he'd become a motorcycle mechanic.

The good doctor went along to the Institute of Motorcycling, the best motorcycle mechanics school in the country, and completed the training class. The final exam was to strip a bike engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order. So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result.

The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said, "No, no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really. Then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the muffler". ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Orcade-Ian on January 19, 2018, 05:09:09 PM: Oh, you are awful

But I like you! :)

Ian
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: hairygit on January 19, 2018, 05:30:20 PM: Sent from my X6pro using Tapatalk
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: mike the bike on January 19, 2018, 05:34:25 PM: He still does gynaecology part time. Just to keep his hand in.
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Orcade-Ian on January 19, 2018, 05:46:58 PM: Did he have a busy day at the orifice?

Ok, I’ll get me coat

Ian
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Green1 on January 19, 2018, 09:31:16 PM: Shame on you Julie your supposed to be the sensible one.
Grahams rubbing off on you
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Nurse Julie on January 19, 2018, 09:36:17 PM: Quote from: Green1 on January 19, 2018, 09:31:16 PM
Shame on you Julie your supposed to be the sensible one.
Grahams rubbing off on you

Maybe you should rephrase that Mick ;D ;D ;D ;D
Me, sensible, never have been, never will be.
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Green1 on January 19, 2018, 09:38:08 PM: It didn't go over your head then. ;D
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Nurse Julie on January 19, 2018, 09:41:26 PM: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Green1 on January 19, 2018, 09:49:05 PM: I could keep going.
But can you.
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Nurse Julie on January 19, 2018, 09:59:01 PM: Oh yes, I would beat you hands down when it came to innuendo's
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Green1 on January 19, 2018, 09:59:41 PM: Come on the keep it up
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Nurse Julie on January 19, 2018, 10:06:43 PM: I have my hands full at the moment, I'm helping Trig get a head on
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Orcade-Ian on January 19, 2018, 10:07:50 PM: Struggling with innuendo - are they Italian suppositories?

Ian
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Nurse Julie on January 19, 2018, 10:09:39 PM: Quote from: orcadian on January 19, 2018, 10:07:50 PM
Struggling with innuendo - are they Italian suppositories?

Ian
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Bloody love that Ian
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Green1 on January 19, 2018, 10:23:42 PM: Iv kept it going for over 30min I can't keep it up as Iv just made a mess and had to get the mop out.

Before you go there I spat my Tee out. ::)
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: Nurse Julie on January 19, 2018, 10:30:58 PM: Typical, your finished before I have even started.
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: K2-K6 on January 20, 2018, 05:19:04 PM: What about the old joke of the gynaecologist that decorated their house through the letter box?
Title: Re: The Gynaecologist
Post by: MCTID on January 20, 2018, 05:40:37 PM: Or the Optician who fell into the Lens Grinding Machine and made a Spectacle of himself...........