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Announcements / Last Ride
« on: September 28, 2021, 05:15:16 PM »
Hello everyone,

I am Hairys  other half, which unfortunately became only one of us early this morning.
Hairy passed away after a long and ongoing difficult illness.

He loved this group and would tell me your stories with your failures and hits, , I did put triumphs but it didn't feel appropriate on this particular occasion, I would have been sent to the shed to check on what he had in there, they are definitely not &£#@ Triumphs.

His bike knowledge was extensive and to be honest, it went over my head when it came to the little nuances of engine rebuilds, spoke alignment and torque but he loved them.

After a botched operation, he couldn't ride anymore and that made him annoyed but I would like to thank you for being like minded, you made his life better.

Best wishes

Kim



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Humour / News Headlines
« on: May 17, 2021, 05:27:14 PM »
Today's Top stories

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Humour / The dangers of tea and females
« on: March 12, 2021, 12:14:17 PM »
Safety notice.

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Humour / Useful advice!
« on: March 08, 2021, 10:32:52 AM »
*THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST*

I was a very happy man.
 
My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
 
There was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.
 
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
 
It had to be deliberate.
 
Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
 
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
 
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
 
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
 
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
 
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
 
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
 
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
 
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law put down his shotgun and hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!

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Humour / Low vaccine uptake in North West
« on: March 06, 2021, 09:04:47 AM »
Oh dear!

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Humour / Predicting the future?
« on: March 06, 2021, 09:03:13 AM »
Latest Headlines.   .  .

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Humour / In case you ever wondered......
« on: February 17, 2021, 11:13:35 AM »
Just to make things clear.

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Humour / Simon Bates radio shows
« on: February 16, 2021, 01:53:23 PM »
Do you remember Simon Bate's' love songs on the radio and the story's. this was one of the most moving ones I ever heard
Barry from Whitehaven decided to propose to Sandy from Workington. (a mixed marriage).
Prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to him about her childhood illness. She informed Barry that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the size of a 12 year olds.
He said that it was okay because he loved her so much and he didn't mind..
However, Barry felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.
Barry looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I have a problem as well. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we're married.'
She said, 'Yes, I love you and I will learn to live with your infant size willy.'
Sandy and Barry got married and they couldn't wait for the honeymoon.
Barry whisked Sandy off to their hotel room and they started touching, teasing and holding each another.
As Sandy put her hands in Baz's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Barry ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'
'It is,' he said. '7lbs, 8 oz and 19 inches long.'

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Humour / Had enough guys, time to go.
« on: December 31, 2020, 01:02:08 PM »
NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP!
It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this page, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and  remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several  members....
Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have a particular liking for cucumbers. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with dwarfs, adult little people, and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the magistrate was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotchless fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and...
Oh shit ! Wrong group!
Please ignore all of the above.
Happy New Year

Think we all need a bit of cheering up

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Humour / Toilet rolls anyone?
« on: October 12, 2020, 07:52:03 PM »
SHAME ABOUT THE TOILET ROLLS!!!

To try and get shoppers to return, a local supermarket has introduced a number of new initiatives to make the customers' shopping experience more enjoyable, despite having to wear a face-mask.

On entering, the smell of freshly-baked bread awakens your senses as soon as you step into the store and when you reach the milk aisle, you hear the sound of cows mooing gently in the background, along with the scent of freshly-mowed grass.

When you reach the fruit and vegetable rows, the smell of freshly-squeezed orange juice is followed by a cooling mist, giving the impression that the produce has been freshly picked.

In the meat section, there is the aroma of charcoal-grilled steak, along with fried onions; and when you reach the egg shelves, you hear chickens clucking and cackling, like they are having a party.

However, I've decided to get my toilet rolls elsewhere!!!


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Humour / Are you sure Boris?
« on: July 11, 2020, 03:39:45 PM »
Is this what Boris means????

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Humour / Social distancing
« on: March 29, 2020, 09:30:40 PM »
Well, this would certainly keep people well away from you in the street or supermarket!

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Humour / How many wives/girlfriends understand REAL bikers?
« on: February 20, 2020, 05:50:20 PM »
Would any woman really understand?

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Humour / Brembo the best? Nah
« on: February 13, 2020, 10:31:28 AM »
Far better and more useful than those shitaly Brembos.

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Humour / Funny taste?
« on: February 13, 2020, 10:29:28 AM »
In bad taste as usual

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