This is for Bitsa in sunny Frogland as reading his posts gave me a real good laff (and the replies more so).
How many French Soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
Nobody know's cos its never been done.
Why are the roads in France lined with trees?
So the German Soldiers can march in the shade.
There is a new French Army Knife on the market......in addition to all the usual gadgets found on the Swiss Army Knives, it also has a little white flag.
No offence intended to anyone - especially our French cousins.....who I'm sure have plenty of chuckles at our expense.