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Offline Nurse Julie

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A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth, A beautiful nurse walks in to check up on him,
 "Nurse,"he mumbles from behind his oxygen mask,
 "Are my testicles black?"
 Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,"I don't know, im only here to sit you up or help you roll over."
 Struggling,he again asks,"are my testicles black?"
 Young nurse replies,"I don't know, im not a doctor I cant check that."
 he again asks,"are my testicles black, I know you can check?"
 Finally she raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand,and holds his testicles in the other,"There's nothing wrong with them!"

 The man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies,

 "That was nice,but are my test results back"
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Re: Have a little laugh - it may just cheer up a very wet rainy day !!
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2016, 01:31:16 PM »
You dirty little nurse you  ;D
Talking from past experiance are we.  ;)
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Offline Nurse Julie

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Re: Have a little laugh - it may just cheer up a very wet rainy day !!
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2016, 01:34:25 PM »
Quite possibly Mick  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Have a little laugh - it may just cheer up a very wet rainy day !!
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2016, 11:15:31 AM »
A nurse reaches for her pen and pulls out a rectal thermometer from her uniform. "Bloody hell" she says, " some asshole's got my pen".

Cheers all.
Greg


Oops. Seems like my medical friend goes to the same school as Julie. It looks like I've repeated a joke, but it was worth repeating. :)
« Last Edit: June 14, 2016, 08:34:28 AM by Greg65 »
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Re: Have a little laugh - it may just cheer up a very wet rainy day !!
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2016, 06:44:48 PM »
A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth, A beautiful nurse walks in to check up on him,
 "Nurse,"he mumbles from behind his oxygen mask,
 "Are my testicles black?"
 Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,"I don't know, im only here to sit you up or help you roll over."
 Struggling,he again asks,"are my testicles black?"
 Young nurse replies,"I don't know, im not a doctor I cant check that."
 he again asks,"are my testicles black, I know you can check?"
 Finally she raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand,and holds his testicles in the other,"There's nothing wrong with them!"

 The man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies,

 "That was nice,but are my test results back"



 

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