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Offline adespin

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If Only
« on: November 07, 2020, 12:44:48 AM »
 Donald Trum$ and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden, they hit a pig. Trum$ told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. An hour later, Trum$ sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other.

“What happened to you?” asked Trum$

“Well, the Farmer gave me the wine and his wife gave me the cigar.”

“My God, what did you tell them?” asks Trum$.

The driver replies, “I’m Donald Trum$’s driver, and I just hit the pig.”
« Last Edit: November 07, 2020, 12:47:09 AM by adespin »
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Offline Johnny4428

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Re: If Only
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2020, 12:59:30 PM »
😂😂😂
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Re: If Only
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2020, 01:29:16 PM »
This is from a local company advertise the sale of manure.
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Re: If Only
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2020, 12:46:58 PM »
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Where's that 10mm socket got to?

 

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