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Offline ka-ja

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15 of murphy's laws
« on: January 20, 2015, 07:58:10 PM »
Hi All----Enjoy
1.. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.                             
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from Queensland would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, try to get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Offline Bitsa (Ralph Wright - RIP)

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Re: 15 of murphy's laws
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2015, 08:00:25 PM »
2 or 3 of those made me giggle nice one
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Offline matthewmosse

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Re: 15 of murphy's laws
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2015, 08:27:11 PM »
Good one.
God gave us feet to find our kids toys when visiting the loo at night, there will always be a toy that barks or emits an awful racket that gets left turned on to wake the kids on that visit, and even if all building blocks and duplo have ben cleared up anc locked in the attic in a steel bound treple locked toy chest, you will always manage to step on it on said loo visit. Duplo is only equaled by an upturned plug for discomfort when you step on it.
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Re: 15 of murphy's laws
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2015, 09:30:48 PM »
God gave us kneecaps to find Lego bricks in the carpet.
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Offline Bitsa (Ralph Wright - RIP)

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Re: 15 of murphy's laws
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2015, 10:13:56 AM »
Yeah ouch!!!
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