A man and his Wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "I’m in a rush, I have two friends sitting in my van waiting for us to go racing so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!
We have to get scrutineered first and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!â€
The dentist thought to himself, "These racers are toughâ€
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his Wife and said,
"Open your mouth and show the dentist."