A Russian soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.†The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked: “Sister, have you seen a soldier?†The nun replied, “He went that way.†After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine.†The nun said, “I understand completely.†The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!†The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would've seen a great pair of balls too. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
