Old People

[Cappodimonte]

Old man with hearing difficulty goes to his doctor accompanied by his wife.
Doctor says to him ‘ I need a stool sample, urine sample and semen sample’
Old boy says to his wife ‘What did he say ?
She replied ‘Leave him your underpants ‘

[Laverda Dave]

 

[ka-ja]

Hope I can last a bit longer!!!!!

[SteveD CB500K0]

Define “old”.

My mum is 90. That’s old.


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[McCabe-Thiele (Ted)]

Old is when you have 2 out of 3 stains as one is N.L.A.

[Bryanj]

You are either as old as you feel, which makes me 297, or as young as the woman you feel which makes me 46.

Still born in 53 though

[Johnny4428]

Old is when you have 2 out of 3 stains as one is N.L.A.

🤣🤣🤣

[Athame57]

Old is when you can't throw a leg over your bike anymore!

[McCabe-Thiele (Ted)]

Old is when you can't throw a leg over your bike anymore!

That's when you go back to a Scooter so you can step through.

[Athame57]

That's when you go back to a Scooter so you can step through.

I've never been there, I'll never go there, it is like asking a dog to be a cat!