Three Engineers

[Athame57]

Three engineers in a car:

A mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

The car breaks down...

Mechanical engineer:

"We need to strip down the engine"

Chemical engineer:

"We should drain the petrol and replace it"

Microsoft engineer:

"Let's close the windows and reopen them"

[McCabe-Thiele (Ted)]

😁😁😁

I wonder what a Civil Engineer would do?

[Johnny4428]

Probably some ground wok Ted.😜

[badger_eng]

No doubt there was a lot of flowchart consulting going on last night and today….

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[Johnny4428]

Laughing at the flow chart. Problem is I only usually have myself to blame. I’m used to it though.😜

[Bryanj]

Definition of an ideal Marine engineer
1 3 ft tall
2 5 ft arms
3 asbestos skin
4 grip of steel

[badger_eng]

Laughing at the flow chart. Problem is I only usually have myself to blame. I’m used to it though.😜

I’ve reconfigured it so you now have your own personal flow chart Jonny

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