What's the point of honesty?

[hairygit]

The other night my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her "Only you, the others kept me awake all night!" That must have pissed her off, as she packed my bags and told me to go. As I walked out of the front door, she screamed "I wish you a slow and painful death you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "So now you want me to stay!"

[Ewan 500 K1]

The other night my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her "Only you, the others kept me awake all night!" That must have pissed her off, as she packed my bags and told me to go. As I walked out of the front door, she screamed "I wish you a slow and painful death you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "So now you want me to stay!"

that was my first wife and my second , did you end up with the pair of them ?

[Bitsa (Ralph Wright - RIP)]

Bravo

[bomber]

That's harsh