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Flash git

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Bitsa (Ralph Wright - RIP):
This flash git went into a bar and over the other side he saw a gorgeous wench,So he got the waiter to take over a fine bottle of wine with a note saying she could join him any time she wished.She returned the bottle and a note saying unless you have a porche, Lamborghini, Harley a fat wallet and a 7 inch waggler forget it.The git sent another note saying I am mega rich have a massive garage full off exotic bikes and cars but there is no way I am cutting off 2 inches for you.
Cheers
Bitsa

mick:
 :D ;)

Bryanj:
Reminds me of my mate who went to a lady of horizontal refreshment and she said "Give me 12 inches and hurt me" so he stuck it up 3 times and belted her with the pisspot

UK Pete:

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