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General => Humour => Topic started by: Clunker on July 03, 2017, 04:55:11 PM

Title: Broke Down
Post by: Clunker on July 03, 2017, 04:55:11 PM

A Triumph rider breaks down one fine sunny day in the countryside. He sees a BMW approaching in the distance so decides to flag the rider down and ask for assistance. The BMW rider pulls up and dismounts " Are you OK chap?" asks the BMW rider. The Triumph rider says "Have you got a wrench I could borrow?". The BMW rider opens his pannier and says "Certainly my good man, what type of wrench do you need? A monkey wrench?, a torque wrench?, a pipe wrench?.........". The Triumph rider says "It don't matter mate, I was gonna use it as a hammer".

Title: Re: Broke Down
Post by: Jae on July 03, 2017, 05:00:46 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Broke Down
Post by: mike the bike on July 03, 2017, 05:05:52 PM

Good one.  That will go down well with the VMCC guys.

Title: Re: Broke Down
Post by: Nurse Julie on July 03, 2017, 06:06:58 PM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Broke Down
Post by: haynes66 on July 03, 2017, 06:07:31 PM

to continue the broke down theme...      98% of harleys ever made are still on the road today. the other 2% made it home.

Title: Re: Broke Down
Post by: Clunker on July 03, 2017, 06:19:15 PM

Quote from: haynes66 on July 03, 2017, 06:07:31 PM

to continue the broke down theme...      98% of harleys ever made are still on the road today. the other 2% made it home.

 ;D ;D ;D Laugh?....I nearly bought my own beer!