Post by: Nurse Julie on August 15, 2019, 06:32:34 PM
She said, “But we don't know anything about each otherâ€...
He said, “That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go alongâ€...
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort...
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife...
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel...
She said, “That was incredible!â€...
He said, “I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went alongâ€...
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths...
After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath...
He said, “That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?â€...
“Noâ€, she said, “I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Merseyâ€...
Post by: Athame57 on August 15, 2019, 10:18:20 PM
Post by: paul G on August 16, 2019, 07:54:01 AM
Post by: hairygit on August 16, 2019, 07:59:30 AM
Oh why didn't she just use the tunnel? :oCould be interesting, most Scouse females I have ever met have mouths the size of the Mersey tunnel, but being a prostitute it may have been another part of her anatomy.
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Post by: Nurse Julie on August 16, 2019, 08:27:05 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Oh why didn't she just use the tunnel? :oCould be interesting, most Scouse females I have ever met have mouths the size of the Mersey tunnel, but being a prostitute it may have been another part of her anatomy.
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Post by: Athame57 on August 18, 2019, 12:34:53 AM
(https://www.flotilla-australia.com/images/armadale3-nig.jpg)Oh why didn't she just use the tunnel? :oCould be interesting, most Scouse females I have ever met have mouths the size of the Mersey tunnel, but being a prostitute it may have been another part of her anatomy.
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OK....I'm going to be absolutely honest! When I was a sailor on the good ship 'Armadale' in 1979 we stayed in Liverpool a few days and we had women of ill repute on board, they had put their trade to one side to join the party that lasted a few days. I woke up and found one in my bed and I do not remember being overwhelmed by cavernous anatomy! ;D
Post by: Greg65 on August 18, 2019, 01:03:03 PM