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Title: Rip off!
Post by: Athame57 on July 17, 2023, 05:08:13 AM: I just went downstairs to fill the squirrels boxes and saw Elen stood there stark naked, someone had stolen the new bike cover I bought for her a few weeks back and I had to use the old one again. :o If I find out who it is I'll go around their place and steal their bed clothes!
Title: Re: Rip off!
Post by: Oddjob on July 17, 2023, 05:20:28 AM: Could it have blown off, itâ€™s been windy the last few days
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Post by: andy120t on July 17, 2023, 06:36:56 AM: Yes - I had next doors garden umbrella join me in the garden yesterday following one of the gusts. I had been weeding in one's corner, went inside for a drink and when I wen t back out there was an umbrella. Took me a while to work that out as it's very similar to ours, which was still in its place.
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Post by: McCabe-Thiele (Ted) on July 17, 2023, 09:02:10 AM: Sounds like the Phantom Cover Thief of Old London Town is about was there a Raspberry sound too. ;D ;D ;D

I'll get my coat.
Title: Re: Rip off!
Post by: K2-K6 on July 17, 2023, 09:07:09 AM: ;D
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Post by: Matt_Harrington on July 17, 2023, 09:44:02 AM: Quote from: McCabe-Thiele (Ted) on July 17, 2023, 09:02:10 AM
Sounds like the Phantom Cover Thief of Old London Town is about was there a Raspberry sound too. ;D ;D ;D

I'll get my coat.

;D ;D
Title: Re: Rip off!
Post by: Johnny4428 on July 17, 2023, 10:26:22 AM: Quote from: Athame57 on July 17, 2023, 05:08:13 AM
I just went downstairs to fill the squirrels boxes and saw Elen stood there stark naked, someone had stolen the new bike cover I bought for her a few weeks back and I had to use the old one again. :o If I find out who it is I'll go around their place and steal their bed clothes!

This was very intriguing until I realised Elen was a bike!😳🤣🤣 Stole the cover and left the bike? Whatâ€™s the world of crime coming to? 😂
Title: Re: Rip off!
Post by: Athame57 on July 17, 2023, 10:45:21 AM: Quote from: Johnny4428 on July 17, 2023, 10:26:22 AM
This was very intriguing until I realised Elen was a bike!😳🤣🤣 Stole the cover and left the bike? Whatâ€™s the world of crime coming to? 😂
There's a lot of weirdos out there, nobody is safe!
Title: Re: Rip off!
Post by: Athame57 on July 17, 2023, 02:35:26 PM: Now it's turned up again, :o tightly rolled up and put under the stairwell, I know for a fact it wasn't me. Maybe someone is trying to clear their conscious, or making sure there isn't a tracker on it...or...or...
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Post by: McCabe-Thiele (Ted) on July 17, 2023, 02:51:29 PM: Or a good Samaritan found it nearby & knew it was yours. ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: taysidedragon on July 17, 2023, 03:23:24 PM: Someone squirrelled it away! 😁
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Post by: Moorey on July 17, 2023, 03:45:05 PM: Have a bit of faith in people. Some saw it either coming off or off knew where it came from and put it somewhere safe
Title: Re: Rip off!
Post by: Athame57 on July 17, 2023, 06:18:01 PM: Quote from: taysidedragon on July 17, 2023, 03:23:24 PM
Someone squirrelled it away! 😁
Depends who you ask! ;D
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Post by: K2-K6 on July 17, 2023, 06:30:56 PM: To a Tramp (are we even allowed public use of that definition now? Or has it been subsumed and amalgamated into the whole lgbtqtmgbgt movement in grabbing every perceived marginalised grouping that can be rounded up ) that would look like a very effective cover for sleeping out under the stars, especially if it had one of those luxury fleece type lining under all those waterproof properties. :)
Title: Re: Rip off!
Post by: Laverdaroo on July 17, 2023, 11:15:05 PM: Quote from: McCabe-Thiele (Ted) on July 17, 2023, 09:02:10 AM
Sounds like the Phantom Cover Thief of Old London Town is about was there a Raspberry sound too. ;D ;D ;D

I'll get my coat.

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Title: Re: Rip off!
Post by: Oddjob on July 17, 2023, 11:17:52 PM: You think a giant used it as a washable condom?
Title: Re: Rip off!
Post by: Athame57 on July 18, 2023, 12:46:05 PM: Quote from: Oddjob on July 17, 2023, 11:17:52 PM
You think a giant used it as a washable condom?
You must think I'm a two stroke Johnny or something! ;D