Two drunks are sitting at the bar near closing time when one of them says "lets go ice fishing".
"Great idea" says his mate.
About a half hour later they are walking out on the ice with all their fishing gear and one of them has a sledgehammer. The one with the hammer takes a full swing with it at the ice but it just bounces off.
Then a booming voice from overhead says "There are no fish under that ice".
The guy with the hammer asks his buddy, "Did you hear that?".
The other guy says "Yeah, but I don't see anyone".
The hammer man takes another swing and again the huge voice from above calls out
"Their are no fish under that ice!".
The drunk with the hammer looks up and loudly asks "God, is that you?".
The booming voice "No you idiot, this is the skating rink manager.
