Home defence

[mike the bike]

Someone recommended the best home defence is a 9mm, a couple of clips and a box of shells.

I don't see how that works

[Orcade-Ian]

I think we were born on the wrong side of the pond (thankfully!) but I'd trade your collection for theirs any day.  According to their constitution they have the right to arm bears too (think that's what it said)
Ian

[Johnwebley]

Someone recommended the best home defence is a 9mm, a couple of clips and a box of shells.

I don't see how that works

  Very droll !!

 I do like that !!!

[Mag1]

Ohh they will know when you mean business, just start rounding off a few shells and show them you have spare clips also....they will start running

[Trigger]

I prefer pump action 

[hairygit]

I prefer pump action 

I don't think first thing Monday is a good time to talk about your obsession with inflatable farmyard animals Trig!

[Johnwebley]

I prefer pump action 

I don't think first thing Monday is a good time to talk about your obsession with inflatable farmyard animals Trig!

 I assume that comment will make him feel quite sheepish !!!!

[MrDavo]

According to their constitution they have the right to arm bears too

No, its the right to bare arms. They must have written their constitution before T-shirts became popular.

[Orcade-Ian]

Thanks for clearing that up Mr Davo,
It's been troubling me for a while about the bears, I know they shoot but can't hit - as opposed to that constipated owl.

Btw, I bet I'm further 'oop north' than you 

Ian

[mike the bike]

I read it as 'A right to arm bears'.  Visions of grizzly bears with swords spring to mind.

[Mag1]

Could also throw a few bazookas at them, that will Blow them up

http://www.bazookajoecomics.com/boxes/1988box.jpg