A Triumph rider breaks down one fine sunny day in the countryside. He sees a BMW approaching in the distance so decides to flag the rider down and ask for assistance. The BMW rider pulls up and dismounts " Are you OK chap?" asks the BMW rider. The Triumph rider says "Have you got a wrench I could borrow?". The BMW rider opens his pannier and says "Certainly my good man, what type of wrench do you need? A monkey wrench?, a torque wrench?, a pipe wrench?.........". The Triumph rider says "It don't matter mate, I was gonna use it as a hammer".
