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Offline Clunker

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My Wife
« on: July 04, 2017, 01:29:36 AM »
Last night my Wife told me I drank too much, I was utterly devastated, I didn't know I was married.
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Usually sat on a bucket polishing my nuts.

Offline Bryanj

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Re: My Wife
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2017, 08:15:43 AM »
Thats what you get for sobering up!!
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Offline Wenman

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Re: My Wife
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2017, 08:31:50 AM »
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?


A Yamahahaha.
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Re: My Wife
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2017, 08:41:20 AM »
Q. What travels along a riverbed at 100MPH?
A. A motorpike and sidecarp.
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Offline Wenman

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Re: My Wife
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2017, 10:02:45 AM »
😂😂😂
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Re: My Wife
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2017, 05:28:36 PM »
Bloke walking up the street with a heavy Tesco bag in his hand and his mate sez "What you got there" and he replies "a motorbike" "Are you sure its smalls like shite?" Yes its a "Bag o Khaki" comes the reply
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Offline mike the bike

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Re: My Wife
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2017, 07:23:11 PM »
Have you all opened the Christmas crackers already?
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