Glad you and Mrs M are all right, Moorey. We should all carry a Narwhal tusk, just in case, you never know when you'll need one.
Tonight she’s on search and crowd control for the visit of an American (who’s name the auto censor will remove )
Just as well Steve. If you happened to mention that name on your forum, which has a 'Black Bomber' subforum, while he happens to be in the Country, you'll need your daughter and friends to pull rank just to get you bail...
My nearest misses with the reaper all involve bikes and oncoming traffic, however there was my one and only experience of driving a forklift, when I worked for the Wheatcrofts, moving pallets of WW2 ammunition....