Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John are walking over a bridge.
Kylie trips and gets her head jammed between the railings.
With a sideways glance, Robbie pulls aside her G-string and bonks her senseless.
He stands back and tells Elton "Your turn."
Elton bursts into tears.
"What's up?" asks Robbie.
Elton sobs "My head won't fit through the railings!"