Donald Trum$ and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden, they hit a pig. Trum$ told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. An hour later, Trum$ sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other.
“What happened to you?” asked Trum$
“Well, the Farmer gave me the wine and his wife gave me the cigar.”
“My God, what did you tell them?” asks Trum$.
The driver replies, “I’m Donald Trum$’s driver, and I just hit the pig.”
