Do you remember Simon Bate's' love songs on the radio and the story's. this was one of the most moving ones I ever heard
Barry from Whitehaven decided to propose to Sandy from Workington. (a mixed marriage).
Prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to him about her childhood illness. She informed Barry that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the size of a 12 year olds.
He said that it was okay because he loved her so much and he didn't mind..
However, Barry felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.
Barry looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I have a problem as well. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we're married.'
She said, 'Yes, I love you and I will learn to live with your infant size willy.'
Sandy and Barry got married and they couldn't wait for the honeymoon.
Barry whisked Sandy off to their hotel room and they started touching, teasing and holding each another.
As Sandy put her hands in Baz's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Barry ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'
'It is,' he said. '7lbs, 8 oz and 19 inches long.'
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