Little old man and his wife sitting on the sofa.
Little old chap gets up and begins to put on his coat
Wire says ‘Where you going then ?
Hie says’ Seeing the Doctor to get some Viagorah’
She gets up and puts her coat on
He says ‘Where you go in’
She says ‘If you’re goin’ to use that rusty old thing
I’m gettin’ a Tetanus shot’
