a really miserly chap goes into a pub, sitting beside him at the bar was a very attractive woman. they strike up a conversation in which she reveals that she is a high class prostitute, intrigued he asks what her services and prices are. my god he thought, thats expensive, cheekily he asks what is her what is her cheapest service is. ' well i can give you a hand job for £10' she replies, the man thinks for a moment, then a smirk appears on his face, smug with the fact in the last 7 days he's saved £210 by going down the DIY route
