I should not laugh but his scooter was not built for cargo.

[McCabe-Thiele (Ted)]

Looked out of the window to see a local electric scooter rider with his machine on the far side of the road with cans of lager everywhere.
He picked up as many of the Carling cans as he could - hence his bulky trousers - I was a bit late taking the photo so its the aftermath.
Often see the idiot cutting corners and riding in the dark with no lights so I was very sorry to see he had lost his load.

.drunk riding by Macabe Thiele, on Flickr

[K2-K6]

I'm honestly surprised more of them aren't dead the way they behave around here.

They always seem to head straight for the worst road positioning possible in traffic, just because there's a gap there doesn't mean they should be in it 

You seem to have a bear on observation duties in your garden Ted, or perhaps generally loafing there 

[McCabe-Thiele (Ted)]

The Bear is just mirroring the sado that put it there - his buddy is out of shot.