He'd probably think that was a compliment Roo.
I hate the chopper, it's just a waste of 2 wheels IMO, doesn't handle, don't go fast, turns like a petrol tanker. I refuse to ride with him when he's on it as I dislike going that slow.
It did get it's own back on him though, trying to turn round near Sheffield one day and it fell over on him, at the time he had those spiked footrests, one of these went right through his ankle and pinned him to the road. Serves him right for being a prat. A case of form over function.