Any excuse to stop a Motorcyclist - that remided me of an incident that took place in a car park at Allestree Park just after shift start at 6.00 am on earlies back in the late 1970's.
A nice bike pulled into the car park it was just sat there on his centre stand rider had his helmet off. As a Panda car approached him the rider became nervous zipping his jacket right up to his neck.
Friendly Copper who was a biker asked him what he had tucked down the front of his jacket - oh that just some Porn Magazines - wrong answer. Oh great lets have a look then - biker unzips his jacket to reveal a block of vacuum sealed Cannabis Resin.