Bryan, I like your thinking, I will book it in.
I'm sure if it stands too much longer the gremlins will decide to inhabit and then it will decline and become a 'project'. It's already starting to become a 'shelf'; on it there's a toolbox, a chainsaw helmet, and some rags. Waliking past it the other day I stumbled into the back of it and managed to snap the number plate in half. This is why bikes were never designed to live indoors.......arrgh!