A bloke from Wakefield walks into the Pharmacy with piles and says to the student saturday girl, Hey as tha got any arse cream.
The girl replies yes we've just started selling Cornettos and Magnums.
A man from the dales goes to see the vet, he says "Here vet, i want thee to take a look at me cat"
Is it at Tom, the vet asks
"nay lad, i brought it wi me !! Boom boom !!!!
