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Offline Green1

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Morris
« on: January 20, 2014, 10:22:01 PM »
Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
 :P :P


Sounds a lot like my 92 year old granddad 
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Offline UK Pete

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Re: Morris
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2014, 06:43:25 AM »
LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Offline mick

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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2014, 09:25:48 AM »
 8) ;D

 

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