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German baby (worlds funniest joke).
« on: February 12, 2014, 05:59:09 PM »
Little Hienrichs parents were very worried, by the age of 2 he had not uttered a single word, they took him to speech therapists and were told that sometimes children were late speakers, however by the age of 3 he had still not attempted to speak, again he was taken to specialists but it appeared that nothing would persuade him to talk, his parents tried everything they could, bribing him with sweets, taking him on trips to the zoo, but still nothing, then suddenly at his 4th birthday party he looked up from his plate and said "Ziss apple struddle iss a little tepid", his parents we shocked and overjoyed, "Heinrich, this is a miracle" they said "why have you never spoken before?", "well" said little Heinrich "up until now everything hass been satisfactory!".
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Re: German baby (worlds funniest joke).
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2014, 05:47:00 PM »
 ;D very very good, pished me sen

 

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