Paddy was waiting for a bus when an American pulled up in his Cadillac Eldorado........'Hey, can you tell me how far it is to Dublin?' says the Yank.
Paddy replies, 'Well its about 7 miles, but you'll do it in 5 in that car'.
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Paddy and Mick finish working in the potato field and drive the tractor out through the gates onto a quiet single track road......blissfully unaware of the world around them and not stopping to look first.
As they make the turn, a sports car comes tearing round the bend and the only place to go is into the field where it flips over and bursts into flames.
Paddy puts the hanbrake on and turns to Mick, saying 'Bejesus Mick did you see that.....its a good job we came out of that field when we did'.