Tourist

[hondatri]

A french man  touring Ireland came to a cross roads and not sure which road to take he approached two locals sitting on wall. Parle Vous Francois got no reply so he says Deutch still no reply Italiano.then tried Espanol getting no reply he got back into car and drove off, One local turned to the other and said "Mickk do you think we should learn a foreign language" Not at all Pat sure your man knows four and it got him nowhere.

[MCTID]

Paddy was waiting for a bus when an American pulled up in his Cadillac Eldorado........'Hey, can you tell me how far it is to Dublin?' says the Yank.

Paddy replies, 'Well its about 7 miles, but you'll do it in 5 in that car'.
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Paddy and Mick finish working in the potato field and drive the tractor out through the gates onto a quiet single track road......blissfully unaware of the world around them and not stopping to look first.

As they make the turn, a sports car comes tearing round the bend and the only place to go is into the field where it flips over and bursts into flames.

Paddy puts the hanbrake on and turns to Mick, saying 'Bejesus Mick did you see that.....its a good job we came out of that field when we did'.

[hairygit]