Mary, being a typical house proud type, gives Joseph his orders
"Joseph, Get this place squared up a bit. Grab that rake and shift all that shite down the far end. Get some of those straw bales round the crib and put some blankets over them for the guests to sit on". "Chop chop, guests will be arriving soon"
Poor old Joseph gets busy with the rake and humping bales about. He finishes just in time when three kings enter.
"Ay up Mary" says one of the kings. "lets have a look at this babby then"
As he nears the crib he stands on the rake. The rake flips up and smacks him right in the eye.
"Jesus Christ!" he roars,
"Hey, Joe" says Mary, "thats a better name than Gary"
