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Offline MrDavo

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CB750 K1 WTF?
« on: January 29, 2016, 01:15:59 PM »
I was looking for good K1 photos when I came across this site:

http://all-moto-brands.com/1971-honda-cb-750/

It started off OK if a bit vague:

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1971 honda cb 750 motorcycles are considered the most excellent touring bikes in the world. These motorcycles offer the riders the matchless comfortable, influential, balanced ride on different road conditions and they are the completely featured machines, which have been suitably designed for every journey. The superior design and the dynamic styling of these motorcycles from 1971 honda cb 750 make them an aerodynamically sophisticated touring powerhouse

Then it goes completely bonkers:

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With the warmest, taking the sting further than even the longest winter journeys, the 5-position heated grips, autonomously adaptable heated seats and foot-warming system and an adequate luggage capacity create touring a year-round prospect. The six-speaker, SRS surround-echo system with adequate output, and iPhone, iPod or USB stick connectivity and fully incorporated airbag makes your journey pleasant and safe.

1971 honda cb 750 feature a slow-pace, electric reverse system that provides the ease of general maneuvering in taut spaces and parking lots. The frivolous electronic tour-control system is a pleasure for the rider on those long distance freeway rides.

I look forward to toasty feet as I listen to my iPod on the stereo (very forward thinking of Honda in 1971), but will watch out for the airbag going off as I slip into slow pace electric reverse....
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Offline UK Pete

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Re: CB750 K1 WTF?
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2016, 05:18:59 PM »
WTF indeed. they must be on drugs

Offline MrDavo

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Re: CB750 K1 WTF?
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2016, 06:59:55 PM »
Damn it, I want a frivolous electronic tour-control system!
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Re: CB750 K1 WTF?
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2016, 07:18:29 PM »
 ;) utter nonsense because i have the cb500 as well, the penny didnt drop till i got to cb400
 the same write up for all models  :o doh i like finking i do

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Re: CB750 K1 WTF?
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2016, 07:22:53 PM »
SEO (search engine optimisation) gone mad.
It works though as it clearly attracted you to their site.

But for what?

Odd. (but there are some odd people on the net)


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