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Old man sitting on his front porch in Louisiana watching the sunrise
sees
the neighbour's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire."
The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy says, "Catch some chickens."
The old man yells, "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with
chicken
wire!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's
surprise, he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30
chickens
caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man is out watching the
sunrise
and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his
hand.
The old man yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yells back, "Roll of duck tape."
The old man says, "What you gonna! do with that?"
The boy says back, "Catch me some ducks."
The old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with
duck
tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night, around sunset, the boy walks by coming home and to the
old man's
amazement, he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with
about 35 ducks caught in it.
At the same time the next morning, the old man sees the boy walking
by
carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
The old man says, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy says, "It's a pussy willow."
The old man says "Hold on, I'll get my hat."
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Any of you guys converted air assisted forks to conventional? Reason I'm asking is my good lady has a 650 shitehawk (sorry, Nighthawk ) and she has to stand on tip toe when stationary, so I want to drop the front forks in the yokes about an inch, but because the link pipe for the air assistance runs under the fuse cover, it doesn't look possible unless I can get rid of the air set up. Any ideas??

Hi everyone, it has been brought to my attention that the Air Ambulance service (Financed entirely by charitable donations) is still having to pay V.A.T. on the fuel they buy This is so clearly wrong, after all, the R.N.L.I. are exempt from V.A.T. on fuel (Also charity financed) There is currently an e-petition to get the same for air ambulances, PLEASE sign it, as there is always a very real risk WE may need it's services one day, you can sign it here    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/29349  As I said previously, you never know when you may need it

Just found these 836cc big bore kits on e-bay,

Am I the only one on this forum who thinks SteveD 500F (Admin) profile pic shares more than a passing resemblance to "Toecutter" in the original Mad Max movie?

I don't know how many of you good people are aware of the latest barrage of anti bike legislation the E.U. morons are trying to batter us with, and although much of it wont affect us (Speed Limiters on new bikes!), a fair amount will, especially a ban on motorcycles over 7 years old from town/ city centres (emissions!) and compulsory wearing of full sleeve Dayglo jackets for all riders and pillion passengers (Mmm, wont that look cool on a  classic Honda?)It's another example of eurocrats trying to destroy our way of life, and if we DO NOTHING, it will be steamrollered through (Like the absurd human rights laws that allowed 2 child molesters to sue the government for the right to be allowed pornography in thier prison cells! ) I'm not normally militant about things, but the Motorcycle Action Group is organising a mass ride/rolling road block to draw attention to this on September 25th, all I can do is hope as many of you as possible will take part and show how we feel about this. More info will be available on the M.A.G. website, also the Facebook page "The Devon Highwaymen" PLEASE check this out, and take part if you possibly can, this is getting frighteninly close to an outright ban on motorcycling (Which the E.U. would REALLY like) If you want to carry on riding your classic Honda, or indeed ANY older bike, DOING NOTHING IS NOT AN OPTION!